But, of course, this was supposed to happen tomorrow night. Where was the spoiler alert?
There's something in the structure of the universe that conspires to deny Hillary Clinton a proper joyous climax. Instead of a primal, I am woman hear me roar "Whoopee!!!!", it has to be, "According to the news, we are on the brink of a historic, historic, unprecedented moment, but we still have work to do, don’t we?"
Maybe God actually is male. A case of premature computation.