Monday, June 6, 2016


What the DNC and the superdelegates tooketh away (in 2008), the AP, NBC and the people giveth (in 2016).

But, of course, this was supposed to happen tomorrow night. Where was the spoiler alert?

There's something in the structure of the universe that conspires to deny Hillary Clinton a proper joyous climax. Instead of a primal, I am woman hear me roar "Whoopee!!!!", it has to be, "According to the news, we are on the brink of a historic, historic, unprecedented moment, but we still have work to do, don’t we?"

Maybe God actually is male. A case of premature computation.

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